@Sacto Mitch posted:.
Paul, if you can't make a deal with @WNGD , I think I'd be interested in your bridge. I've been looking for one in that color for a while.
Like you say, moving it shouldn't be much of a problem compared with the real issue of whether I can get it registered in California.
Is it built on a pan?
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Wow! Where's the woodwork all you buyers are crawling out from? You'll have no problems in CA because a Bridge has no registration, it's not Real Property, it's not a wheeled vehicle, and it's not an aquatic vessel. Therefore, no Dept. of Real Estate, no Board of Equalization, and no DMV. You want a "pan"? If that seals the deal, you'll get it on a pan. Gawr-an-teed! 
@WNGD posted:Send me the amount that delivery will cost and I'll give you an extra $3000 once it's here .... trust me.....I'm a Nigerian Prince
Also, I have $3M in a private account that I want to transfer to you and you can keep $1M of it. Just send me $900 to show me you're serious.
I can't believe no one has asked if you offer bridge financing
If you really want this Bridge, Your Highness, you'd better act fast. I'm getting other "foreigners" (eg., Californians) showing a lot of interest. I'll need your deposit upfront to take it off the market, and I'll sell it to you for the $1M less the $900 "serious fee."
Let's see, at the current conversion rate (USDollar 1.00 = Nigerian Niaras 396.19) that comes to NGN 395,831,374.60. Why don't you just make that NGN 395,831,374 even?
I'll have my bank make all of the transfer arrangements because I know Your Highness is still recovering from your motorcycle accident. Please say hello for me to your father, President Muhammadu. I met him and Governor Emefiele of the Central Bank of Nigeria in 2014, right before I retired from the U.S. Government. It was at the ceremony of the Governor taking office. I'm sure he'll be happy to work with my bank regarding our transaction. 