Lane Anderson posted:
From the Man-of-Few-Words department: WOW!
I think what you are looking for is, "what is the matter with you?"
Panhandle Bob posted:
There is no treatment for what my buddy Stan has. No amount of bed rest, therapeutic counseling or any drug regimen will even touch this affliction.
It is beyond any mere mortal's ability to control.
He is lost.
^ Like that.