@Stan Galat that winched-up bike rack track is the bomba and epitomizes your superior ingenuity and terminal psychosis. It is brilliant overkill and I am in awe.
As you say, most people would simply live with it.
There are some who would have mounted J hooks up the wall a little higher than they were comfortable with and just manually lifted their bikes to them after each ride (or on occasion as time passed).
There are folks, such as myself, who might have rigged up something cheep and clever and slightly dodgy using nylon straps with cam buckles.
But then there's you. The elite.
I bow my head with great respect.