Far be it for me to tell anyone how to live their life. If Stan wants a motorcycle and a pipe when he's 75 that's up to him.
I had a response posted about the weather thread, and deleted it. It simply would have done no good for anyone.
Live and let live.
Buy a bike. Smoke a pipe. Have a glass of Scotch.
Just don't buy a 359 or a Perry D Spyder. That peeves me big-time!
Get off my lawn, while you're at it.