@Stan Galat posted:I know it's not what you intended, but I checked that deathclock, @wrkinprogress. I found out my sell-by is Aug 18, 2036 - which would make me 72. This is a few years ahead of when my dad tapped out, but a good 10 or so after my grandfather did. It's probably not that far off.
Maybe I'll buy that Triumph Thruxton and take up the pipe a bit before 75.
Everybody thinks their gonna' beat the odds, but the last time I checked: the reaper still bats 1.000.
Even George Burns and Betty White eventually move on. We lost Johnny Fever (WKRP) today.
Next up: the Queen of England.
The Reaper doesn't come for me. I'll go when I'm called by a much higher power