I should offer to transport all of Alan's out of state purchases and sales.
Get to see the country (a lot of it) and OD on Lovey's and T/A Truckstop food (not to mention "Slim Jims" and "Fronions").
Borrow the Five Cent Racing hauler, get me a decent pickup with dual 30 gallon saddle tanks like my F250 had, and maybe another dog (like "Fred" in Smokey and the Bandit) and be on my way, delivering happiness all over North 'Murica.
In the meantime, I wonder if Kevin is delivering anything to the Greater West Virginia area and could slip in onto his hauler? He could even get to see the National Headquarters of the Merklin Magic and Itty-Bitty Pickup Shop.