Well, OK then!
^ - wait a minute, did I just get in the last word? I'm guessing not...
You all must know that I don't take myself too seriously, and once in a while I can't resist lobbing a meatball over the plate to have it knocked out of the park, because...sometimes it's just too easy!
I made it home after 12 months of combat in the jungles of Vietnam without any .50 calibre bullets exploding my head, so I'll take my chances with a tunnel access.