I think I'll start a thread just for left handed, one eyed, journeyman plumbers of Armenian descent who own purple widebody CMC's.
And nobody else better post on it............or I'll...............do something!
(This idea countervails SOC Site Operating Rule #7 sec. A.3: "Thread drift will commence within 10 postings on every thread, regardless of the original topic or intent of the originator of the thread. No thread is sacred or can escape drift.")
Take heed Highlander!