Well.
It's clear that you gentlemen just don't get it. I for one would like to go on record to point out (as a lauded Intermeccanica owner, and member of the landed gentry) that my pooie don't stinky. As a matter of fact, it smells like lilacs.
I'm going to hurry to enroll my car in the Intermeccanica Porsche 356 Speedster Registry, to go along with my enrollment as a founding member in the PCCA (Plastic Clown-Car Club of America), and recently in the Toro Lawn-Mower Owner's Association. Nothing will ever mean as much to me as being a charter member of the Fraternal Order of Poopie-Heads (thanks, Joufou!), but that's something else altogether.
My IM is tube-framed, which obviously makes it better than number 55 in the "Registry". My Toro is also self-propelled. Take that, small people.
I'm a regular pedigreed dog, that's what I am (what with my car's storied history and all). My valuable and historical forgery is vastly superior to all other forgeries, and imparts on me an earned pompousness over other, more plebeian fake owners. It's clear from all of your posts why we need our own registry: to weed out the riffraff.
We IM owners are cooler than thou. Way cooler. Way, way cooler.