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A title I wear with humility.

The latest calamity was what we refer to as the Thanksgiving Apple Sauce Incident. Somehow I got on the wrong end of a Viking Immersion Blender while liquefying the apple sauce.

They saved the end of my right index finger but it was pretty well sliced and diced and cut into the bone. No feeling in the end of it and it's butt ugly but I am working on portraying it in a more glamourous manner. My neighbor the anesthetist told me to tell the emergency room folks that an alligator did it as I was saving a puppy from it's jaws. Otherwise they would laugh at the truth.

They laughed at the truth.

Don't eat the pink applesauce.

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