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Sacto: Run away as fast as you can or you'll never get rid of the fever. 356itis is harder to quit than smoking or hot fudge sundaes. The people here are one foot away from being committed to the local asylum. If you have any thought for your family, wallet or bank account you'll erase this site from your computer. This website and the people that populate it are worse than any computer virus ever devised.It first infects your reason, making you think you have to own a Speedster. Next, if your spouse's resistance fails you will buy a money pit that will drain you like no gold digger could. First it's new floor mats, then maybe new upholstery, of course new wipers, led lights, a third stop light. Just when you think you're done spending, you look for plexiglass side windows, a better wax, micro cloth rags, a bra and car cover. Next you'll be looking for cruises to attend, Pismo, Knottsberry, Car and Coffee runs. There is no cure for this disease, only controlling it by buying a Speedster and taking baby steps to the aforementioned. Once you contribute to this site you have become completely infected and I'm afraid that it is terminal. In any case I welcome you to the madness, however, one bit of warning; don't ever ask who makes the best 356 replica, doing so will incite the members to riot and mayhem.

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