I'm no stranger to scrapple, having grown up in the town of its birth, not too far east of Carlisle.
In the late '70s, I wandered into a Porsche dealer there and was tempted by an immaculate 356C coupe that someone had preserved in showroom condition, right down to the bright yellow decals on the engine. Not restored, just well kept.
But they wanted an outrageous sum for it - $6000.
Sometimes, it's best not to dwell on the past too much.