And knowing you a little bit, as I do, Ed, you might be leaning towards being a 70's kinda guy and might not be inclined to be a "Dapper Dan Man" or a "FOP Man" so as I was wandering the aisles of my local CVS today, I found something that might be a better fit for you:
"To every thing.... Turn, Turn, Turn.
There is a season, turn, turn, turn.