MY machine shop guy Randy in St Thomas PA built a 3/4 scale exact replica of a Civil War cannon . He has made the cannon balls from melted down metal shavings which the supply is endless. I saw this cannon fire once ( with explosive ball) from up on a hill some 140 yards a direct hit to a clapped out Olds station wagon. It stoved in a the rear door a good 16" and turned the wagon on it's side . Randy has made specific arrangements for when he passes. There Is a $100 bill that is to be utilized in the purchase of a keg of beer . By invitation all friends are to consume the contents followed by inserting a custom machined explosive cylinder into the barrel of the cannon . This projectile shall carry Randy's ashes out of the cannon and over the countryside below....There is a yellow warning label that reads: ( CAUTIION : DO NOT FIRE INTO THE WIND :~)