Until I read this, Stan, I really didn't know why your head has no hair apparent.
But now, I am wise in the ways of Stan.
"...Then Stan arose and tore his robe and shaved his head and fell on the ground and worshiped. And he said, “Without clutch I came from my mother's womb, and without clutch shall I return. The Lord gave, and the Lord has taken away; blessed be the name of the Lord.”
In all this Stan did not sin or charge God with wrong..."