@Michael Pickett posted:.
...We've got 3 huge green sea turtles working the reef in front of the condo...
Dammit, Michael, now that's what I'm talkin' about.
Who cares if the car breaks down someplace, anyway?
Wherever it happens - at the hardware store, laundromat, or gas station - just leave it for a few hours, put on some flip-flops (okay, okay - slippers, then) and it's 50 yards to the nearest beach.