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"Hey Jim, is that your yearly July 4th spin course by the shore line".@IaM-Ray

"Nope. That's his every single day of his miserable life spin along the shore line. Bwaaa Haaaa".@Robert M

Bwaaaa Haaaaa! I must share my Guaponess with as many bystanders as possible on my routine cruise along the coastline.  Otherwise, there would be a rift in the Guamanian force binding the cosmos! 

Guaponess, aka guapocity, increases logarithmically as it is shared.  Jim is close to reaching critical mass of guapocity, a point at which none of us will be able to resist his attractive force.  When that point is reached we will all be stuck within the guapvent horizon wherein we will spend eternity quaffing refreshing adult beverages orbiting around a fire pit similar to the one at the hotel in Shippensburg, but without the smell of pig poop.

Yeah, I’ve gotten a head start on the “refreshing adult beverages” part.  Mmmm, beer! 🍺

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Lane Anderson posted:

Guaponess, aka guapocity, increases logarithmically as it is shared.  Jim is close to reaching critical mass of guapocity, a point at which none of us will be able to resist his attractive force.  When that point is reached we will all be stuck within the guapvent horizon wherein we will spend eternity quaffing refreshing adult beverages orbiting around a fire pit similar to the one at the hotel in Shippensburg, but without the smell of pig poop.

Yeah, I’ve gotten a head start on the “refreshing adult beverages” part.  Mmmm, beer! 🍺

In Jim’s case, Guapooppolis has been met. Hold the ladies close gentlemen, the guano is strong with this one ... Darn spellcheck keeps changing that word! No offense oh great one!

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