Take my word for it- these holes in the dash look much worse in person!! In part because this photo shows it with spackle that I was playing with, so they look more flush and not as dark. But also the photo just makes them seem smaller. They wouldn't bother me as much except that every passenger immediately says "what's up with these?" or "you should fix this" 😩😠. The holes are right in front of them, after all.
Any clever ideas on how to treat these holes? I do have the touch up paint in the correct color, but it seems the body work skill level is pretty high and involved to make those surfaces perfect (but any advice for this route would be very welcome nonetheless).
So I'm thinking a trick like covering with a sticker (probably kinda tacky?), a clock or timer in the form of a pocket watch (like the ones seen here), mounting a Porsche emblem the size of those typically on the steering wheel horn or key chain leather patch (but I'm trying not to scream Porsche everywhere), a small leather cord looped so that it's supposed to be somewhere the passenger can hang sunglasses from... I'm reaching here. Help!