This is a dealer listing on eBay. It will be interesting to see if it's deleted or not.
It's way over priced, but then it is a:
"super slick roadster started life as a common people mover"
"Paraded only weekend miles since its grand transformation"
"wears sinuous Vintage Speedsters Ultra Wide Body fiberglass "
Has a "roadster's storied boxer motor" with "boisterous performance"
"power is countered by a predictable combination of discs and drums"
"Porsche-branded wheels, which twist 225/45ZR17 Nexen N3000s in front of 255/40ZR17 Nexen N3000s"
"custom svelte interior reveals just how serious the car's aspirations are"
"Slim seats stretch tight Saddle leather under modern lap belts"
"leather-capped dash frames classy, original-style telemetry"
A promise that the new owner will "carve curves through a wood-rimmed Nardi steering wheel and a wood-capped floor shifter"
The only thing left out of this description was that he didn't start it with "it was a dark and stormy night"