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Dr. Clock refers to the lithium ion powered flux capicitor that allows you to travel through time, both forward and backward.

In a later post, he discussed how he converted the lithium powerd unit to Nucleur fusion unit that accepts virtually any form of matter and thus converts that to the required energy needed to power the flux capicitor. His latest invention captures the power of the sun and stores that power in a storage container similar to a toaster oven which then converts that energy so it can be used to power his home Margarita blender
Dr.Clock won the Nobel prize in science for determining that Smirnoff Ice reached just the right level of "slushyness" ,(a very technical scientific term), when placed in a 20 degree freezer for 47.5 minutes. As a result, the term "clock me a Shmeer" has become a common part of the English language world wide. (at least this part of the world) Thank you, Doctor, for all the lives you have saved, but the "ice cream headaches" really suck.
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