This looks like a typical track weekend in California back in the day...
Unfortunately, it was my morning here in Phoenix.
I had the green light at an intersection, and a fool at the cross street decided to turn right on red, in order to head the same direction as I. This was absolutely fine, for I was in the left lane as I came through the intersection -- plenty of room for him to make his turn into his right-hand lane.
Sadly, instead of staying in the lane closest to him as he turned, he swung it wide (like so many idiots do) and was suddenly directly in front of me.
I headed for the median on my left and got my driver's side tires over the curb, but wasn't able to clear him before impact.
His question to me after obviously swinging wide into my lane when I had the green light and the right of way: "Didn't you see me?"
I thought, "Oh, yeah. I saw PLENTY of you. You filled up my field of vision COMPLETELY."
Anyway, he has insurance, and I have Hagerty, so I'm counting on a positive outcome.
Best part of all? A sane, credible eyewitness who recounted to Hagerty exactly what happened.
As the great @PaulEllis remarked (we're Phoenix Speedster pals), it happened at just the right time -- soon it'll be too broiling hot to drive anyway.
Looking forward to my new paint job!